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Two perfectly sane and honorable little boys with broad imaginations. Give them a random mood and ten minutes on Google Talk, and you get this:

(WARNING: Not for the faint of heart. Rated PG for holographic blood and enveloping fat bodies)

Sid: Soul.

Soul: *nods* Sid.

Sid: *reaches beneath black trenchcoat*

Soul: *shoves hand through black trenchcoat and… well, out the other side* None of that, now.

Sid: *stares disappointedly at the floor* Aww…

Soul: Maybe next time.

Sid: I have these, though! *reaches into trenchcoat pocket and pulls out handfulls of red pills* These are FUN!

Soul: Well… *pulls hand out and wipes it on black trenchcoat* Maybe just a few… *takes some*

Sid: *smiles broadly* Really?!? You mean it!!?

Soul: Yeah, why not? *tosses them in my mouth and chews them up*

Sid: * violently shoves several handfuls into Soul’s mouth, nose, etc.*

Soul: *coughing up red pills and red… something*

Sid: *slides a gloved hand through the something and heaps several dollops of it onto more pills and eats them*

Soul: *wheezes and tries to keep balance* *looks down at imploded stomach* *looks up, defeated* *cough* fine…

Sid: *looks at imploded stomach with joy* *reaches hand in and scoops out more innards and chunks to top off the handfulls of pills*

Soul: *falls head-first into the remaining pile and heaves last breaths* …but… *cough* You have a… **wheeze**…a hole in yours– I– I put it there myself… *cough* Have you forgotten?

Sid: *looks down at stomach with pills oozing down coat in sickly trails onto the floor with thousands of others* Kuap….

Soul: Holes in those often make you… *cough* …make you kind of sick. *laughs inbetween caughs and wheezes*

Sid: *wheezes as innards start to jet out* *looks up looking sick* *eyes start to bulge*

Soul: *cough* haha *wheeze* now we’ll both have a pile to die in… *cough*

Sid: *clutches mouth explosively* PFTHHHHHHHHHH!

Soul: *closes eyes as red splatters on them* *laughs and wheezes one last time* *head falls into pile and is still*

Sid: *gets up, chuckles slightly and pulls off hologram patch while walking into the red sunset*

Soul: *continues to be still in pile*

Sid: *laughs* *strolls back to corpse and slides Capture Cutlery from beneath trenchcoat with spittle hanging from lower lip*

Soul: *continues to be still in pile*

Sid: *removes large fat body and begins to chew* *legs grow out of fat body while Sid is oblivious*

Soul: *continues to be still in pile*

Sid: *Sid notices legs* *drops Cutlery and runs, screaming* *mysterious, leg-spawning fat-body gets up and tackles Sid*

Soul: *waits until Sid is devoured* *gets up, chuckles slightly, and pulls off hologram patch while walking towards the darkening mountains* *whistles and the fat body follows like a dog at Soul’s side*